I'm working on a flash at the moment, and I just need a few lines.

The voice should be an adult male voice.

The lines:
" *Sigh* One more day of this and I'll get my perfect work attendance vacation."

"What the hell? I can't be sick- I've got a vacation at stake! I'm dizzy, yo-"

If I'm lucky enough to get someone to audition I'd appreciate multiple takes. And of course as deserved there will be voicing credit.