I'm currently involved in a flash collab called the "Playstation Collab", basically people are making spoofs of (mostly) classic PS games.

I'm tackling Crash Bandicoot 2, so what I need is a Cortex voice. Kind of deep, but sinister, but not too sinister.
Remember to keep it DEEP.

Here are the lines I would like:

"*Evil laugh that goes on for about 10 seconds*"
"Well done, Crash! You got all of them! All of the- *cellphone begins to ring, I'll put in the cellphone sound effects* wha- hold on a sec... sorry about this..."
"Hello? .. He-hey, what's up bro?! Man you never call me anymore! How's Sheryl?.. That's cool, that's cool. *inhale* What am I doing? Actually I'm talking to Crash Bandic-... Yeah, I'm talking to him right now. You remember that vortex I was telling you about? Wha- how can you not remember? It was that one that turned everyone on earth into mindless slaves... well I mean.. not you guys but.. I mean most everybody.. Listen, I'll tell you about it more later, I'm sorta busy right now. Look, I'll call you back in like 15 minutes okay? All right man. *hangs up*
"Okay, where was I... oh yeah, All of the crystals!"

I might have some other guy doing it, but just in case...